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I Hate Voice Mail.Biz Assn

Welcome! Here's your chance to help stamp out that aggravating, time-wasting, impersonal voice mail that plagues the USA by joining a strikingly expressive group of voice-mail haters. Pick your level of frustration and get the package - everything you need to fight back: Just "steaming"(1), "bristling"(2), or really "seething"(3). The value of the merchandise plus the fun and influence you'll have far exceeds the nominal cost of membership. Once you see your action pack, you'll likely want to get some more to give as gifts (unique). It’s the everyday thing that everyone hates...and wants to stamp out! The level you choose not only selects the amount of gear you will get, but the number of years you can enjoy as a participating online member- helping to send offenders to "Voice Mail Jail", or in awarding the good guys, plus sharing your most memorable experiences. You can renew later. But now is the moment to start.
   
stuff1.jpg Membership Level 1 - Steaming
$16.80
Basic Steamer's Package includes a plastic personalized membership card, brass lapel pin, 11-oz coffee mug, nice grip writing pen, magnetic button, stick-it note pad, window & bumper decals, small stickers and official IHVM response cards (real stingers)to let offenders know that they've been targeted.
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stuff2.jpg Membership Level 2 – Bristling
$29.95
With the Bristler's package we've added a relaxed-fit embroidered cap, comfy T-shirt, fridge magnet and (of course) the stress ball. Also included is your plastic personalized membership card, brass lapel pin, 11-oz coffee mug, nice grip writing pen, magnetic button, stick-it note pad, window & bumper decals, small stickers and official IHVM response cards (real stingers)to let offenders know that they've been targeted. (Use text entry box to specify shirt size: sm, med, lg, or xlg)
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stuff3.jpg Membership Level 3 - Seething
$49.95
At the ultimate level, the Seethers can pack up the beach towel in their IHVM cooler-tote, while sporting their insulated travel mug. This package includes a relaxed-fit embroidered cap, comfy T-shirt, fridge magnet and stress ball. Plus your plastic personalized membership card, brass lapel pin, 11-oz coffee mug, nice grip writing pen, stick-it note pad, window & bumper decals, magnetic button, small stickers and official IHVM response cards (real stingers)to let offenders know that they've been targeted.(Use text entry box to specify shirt size: sm, med, lg, or xlg)
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Let's stamp out voice mail in the USA!!!