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Welcome! Here's the place to turn aggravation into action against that time-wasting excuse for customer service known as "voice mail" - the impersonal plague

Now be part of a strategic, strikingly-expressive group of voice mail haters. Choose your level -"steaming"(1), "bristling"(2), or really "seething"(3). Turn some heads with this unique eye-opening gear - all great quality stuff designed for a lasting impact. The merchandise value (and the conversations it will start) goes far beyond the nominal membership cost. Also included is an insider tip sheet to help you break through answering systems to get a real person. Once you see all that's in your IHVM action pack, you'll feel like a kid at Christmas. 

Your membership is important to this site. It's time to take action. Together, we can reverse the VM plague and encourage the customer-friendly businesses that hire enough people to answer their phones. Here you can share your most horrific voice mail experiences - and, as a member, you can send out an official warning. For those organizations that continue to annoy, let's lock 'em up in "voice mail jail".





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Let's Stamp Out Voice Mail in Our Lifetime !!!


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